Saturday, December 19, 2015

Hat 60



This hat has not been seen since shortly after it was completed.  It may be haunted.  If found, do not attempt to approach or wear but instead lay out rum and wool fluff to propitiate it.

Ravelry.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Hat 61



Ravelry.

Hat 60, meanwhile, has mysteriously gone missing.

Overheard unnerving conversation between elevator repair people, part 2

(overheard from the shaft under repair, while riding the remaining car)

[bang, bang, clang]
 
A: Fuck, shit.
[long pause]
A. Well, that's one way to do it
[pause]
B. [muffled]
A. Naw, I'm gonna have to roll it up manually.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Overheard unnerving conversation between elevator repair people, part 1

(Riding the remaining elevator)
 
A. I'm surprised they don't put that formula in the book.
B: Is it (looking at phone) ... point five, times mass, times velocity squared?
 
A: So, mass, you'd have to know the weight of the empty car ....