I called AT&T to add internet:
AT&T: (paraphrasing) "Hi, I'm [Chad], how can I provide you excellent service today?"
Me: "Hi, my name is Joel and I'll be recording this call for quality purposes."
uh, I, I wouldn't be able to assist you if you are recording the call;
I'd have to have a manager contact you back because we're not allowed to
have people record our calls here."
Somebody call David Brin! Since California is an all-party consent state, that was pretty much the end of that call. I did ask for a manager to contact me back, but six hours later that hasn't happened yet.